Frazzled Rooster T-Shirt, Everything Is Fine Stress Humor Chicken Tee
$24.10+
Everything is fine. Clearly.
This frazzled rooster T-shirt turns everyday stress into bold retro humor with a wide-eyed chicken who looks like he’s holding it together by approximately one feather.
The artwork combines a more realistic rooster portrait with a distressed circular badge and integrated EVERYTHING IS FINE. typography. Its vintage comic-print character gives it an offbeat 1960s-inspired feel without turning into another cute farmhouse chicken graphic.
A good fit for people who appreciate sarcastic humor, stressed-out comedy, strange animal art, retro graphics, chickens, roosters, backyard flocks, and wonderfully questionable coping mechanisms.
Rather than a traditional farm or chicken-lover shirt, this design lives in a more distinctive space: retro stress humor + frazzled animal character + vintage graphic art.
Printed on a Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton unisex T-shirt for a substantial classic tee feel.
Great for: chicken keepers, rooster fans, sarcastic coworkers, overstimulated humans, farm-animal enthusiasts, retro-art collectors, and anyone whose version of “fine” could use an asterisk.
Original concept and art direction by Thomas Hill of New Mexico. Artwork created using AI-assisted image generation from original creative direction and curated for this design.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (5.3 oz / 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- OEKO-TEX® certified, and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
- Models are AI-generated
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping from United States
Processing time
2-5 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 2 - 4 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
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Frequently Asked Questions
Sizing details
Sizing charts are included in the mockups of all shirts.
Wholesale availability
Bulk orders are accepted and offer substantial discounts, depending on item, complexity and quantity. Reach out to Thomas Hill with details and new pricing will then be available.
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