Frankly My Dear Flying Duck Shirt / Funny Vintage Quote T-Shirt

$22.99+

Shipping to United States: $4.39



Frankly, my dear, I DON’T GIVE A FLYING DUCK.

A cheeky twist on one of classic Hollywood’s most recognizable movie lines. This original design playfully modifies the famous line delivered by Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind, replacing the familiar ending with the considerably more ridiculous—and wearable—“FLYING DUCK.”

The artwork uses bold dimensional red and gold typography with an elegant vintage-cinema feel. “FLYING DUCK” dominates the composition, giving the shirt an immediate punchline that can be read from a distance.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates:
Dry humor and sarcastic sayings
Classic movie references
Vintage Hollywood style
Funny statement shirts
Clever wordplay
Retro typography
Gifts for people who have officially run out of ducks to give

Printed on a Gildan 5000 heavyweight T-shirt, the design is built to stand out on both light and dark shirt colors.

Original artwork by Thomas Hill, New Mexico.

This is an independently created humorous design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or an official product of the film, its studio, or associated rights holders.

All models shown in product mockups are AI-generated.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp, detailed DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork
- Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 2 - 4 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

Frequently Asked Questions

Sizing details

Sizing charts are included in the mockups of all shirts.

Wholesale availability

Bulk orders are accepted and offer substantial discounts, depending on item, complexity and quantity. Reach out to Thomas Hill with details and new pricing will then be available.

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Care instructions

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