$17.42
Bold, sarcastic, and straight out of a vintage comic rack.
This Captain Cheap Talker t-shirt features a distressed, retro comic-book style design that skewers empty promises with classic superhero flair. Inspired by mid-century comic covers, this graphic tee blends political satire, pop-art humor, and vintage pulp aesthetics into one statement-making shirt.
Perfect for fans of:
Political satire & parody
Retro comic book art
Bold conversation-starter tees
Vintage pop culture humor
Printed on a soft, comfortable shirt with high-quality inks to preserve the rich colors and aged comic texture. Great for casual wear, protests, rallies, parties, or as a gift for someone who appreciates sharp humor and classic comic styling.This classic crew neck tee carries a vintage comic-book cover front and center, bringing a playful, retro energy to everyday wear. The slightly relaxed, classic fit feels familiar from the first wear, while the smooth, strong cotton keeps the print crisp and bold. Imagine slipping this on for a coffee run or a weekend market crawl — it reads like a little conversation starter, sparking smiles and nods from fellow nostalgia lovers. The soft ribbed collar and tear-away label keep the neckline comfortable and itch-free, so the focus stays on the artwork and the moment. Made with attention to quality and responsible sourcing, it’s built to hold its shape and color through regular wear.
This shirt suits someone who treasures thrifted finds, mid-century pop culture, and the kind of humor only old comic panels can deliver. Wear it to casual meetups, comics swaps, retro-themed gatherings, or lazy Sunday afternoons when you want an easy look with personality. The garment’s sturdy feel and breathable weight make it practical year-round, layering well under jackets or standing on its own when it’s warm.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with high elasticity to retain shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durability and print clarity; Natural color shows unprocessed flecks
- Tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton with Oeko-Tex certification and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
3-5 business days
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