Measure Twice Curse Once T-Shirt, Funny Carpenter Shirt, Woodworker Gift
$22.99+
Measure Twice. Curse Once.
A darkly funny take on the classic workshop saying, this graphic T-shirt features bold distressed industrial typography surrounding a detailed rope noose illustration. The oversized CURSE ONCE punchline gives the design strong visual impact while keeping the overall look clean, minimal, and easy to read.
A great shirt for carpenters, woodworkers, contractors, builders, craftsmen, DIY enthusiasts, mechanics, and anyone who knows that one wrong measurement can completely change the mood of a project.
The artwork combines a realistic golden-brown rope with rugged workshop-style lettering and a subtle warm cream keyline for extra contrast.
Shirt Details
Gildan 5000 heavyweight T-shirt
Bold distressed industrial-style artwork
Original art by Thomas Hill of New Mexico
Designed for strong visibility and readability
Great gift for carpenters, woodworkers, contractors, builders, and DIY enthusiasts
Available in multiple shirt colors and sizes
Perfect For
Father's Day gifts, carpenter gifts, woodworking gifts, contractor gifts, construction workers, workshop humor, tradesmen, DIY lovers, mechanics, handymen, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Please review the size chart and product photos before ordering.
All models shown in product mockups are AI-generated.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for lasting shape
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²)
- Dual DTF/DTG printing for crisp, detailed graphics
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 2 - 4 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Frequently Asked Questions
Sizing details
Sizing charts are included in the mockups of all shirts.
Wholesale availability
Bulk orders are accepted and offer substantial discounts, depending on item, complexity and quantity. Reach out to Thomas Hill with details and new pricing will then be available.
Gift wrapping and packaging
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Care instructions
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