I Don't Need An Alibi I Wasn't Even There T-Shirt | Funny Quote Tee

$20.45

Shipping to United States: $4.75



Soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed, classic cut—this tee speaks with quiet sarcasm. The front text reads “I DON’T NEED AN ALIBI” in a confident, vintage-style red, with smaller gray text beneath: “(I wasn’t even there).” It sits low on the chest for an effortless, tongue-in-cheek statement that slides easily into everyday life. Wear it to coffee runs, low-key nights out, or when you want to shrug off curiosity without saying a word. The medium-weight fabric holds prints crisply and keeps its shape. Tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape mean comfortable, scratch-free wear. Ethically sourced cotton and reliable construction give this shirt a lived-in feel from day one.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium 180 g/m² fabric weight for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit body reduce stretching and fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar without seam for long-lasting shape retention
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main print for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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