Vintage Detective Shirt / Licensed to Question Everything / Noir Mystery Graphic Tee

$20.45

Shipping to United States: $4.75



Step into classic noir style with this bold “Licensed to Question Everything” graphic tee.
Featuring a trench-coat detective, dramatic shadows, and a vintage badge reveal, this design channels old-school mystery posters and retro crime-drama artwork. Perfect for anyone who loves classic TV detectives, noir aesthetics, or witty truth-seeking humor.

This shirt makes a standout gift for mystery lovers, investigators, skeptics, writers, film-noir fans, and anyone with a sharp mind and sharper questions.

Features

High-resolution vintage noir artwork

Bold “Licensed to Question Everything” typography

Soft, comfortable unisex fit

Perfect for everyday wear, gifts, mystery fans, and collectors

Great conversation starter for skeptics and deep thinkers

Wear it proudly—and stay curious.This classic crew-neck tee carries a quiet, probing voice. The front art reads “Licensed to Question Everything” beneath a noir-style investigator holding a lamp — a design that nods to old-school detective films and late-night curiosity. The slightly muted, vintage palette and framed poster layout give the shirt an investigative, book-club-meets-basement-records energy. Wear it on days you want to spark conversation, during philosophy meetups, on lecture nights, or while paging through a thriller at a café. The relaxed fit and sturdy midweight fabric make it comfortable for long talks, late study sessions, or casual urban wandering. It’s for someone who likes to ask the next question and prefers their style to be thoughtful rather than loud.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the back
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers extra elasticity
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric (mostly 100% cotton) for durability and comfortable year-round wear
- DTG and DTF printing combination for crisp, detailed graphics and sleeve/label prints

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 2 - 4 business days

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