Goat's Head Survivor T Shirt | Southwest Desert Weed Tee

$22.99+

Shipping to United States: $4.39



Survival in the desert takes toughness.

The Goat's Head (Tribulus terrestris) is a notorious invasive desert weed known for thriving in harsh, dry climates where many other plants struggle to survive. With its sharp, spiky seed pods and relentless ability to spread, this little Southwest nuisance has earned a reputation as one of the toughest plants and most puncturing, painful around (including feet, shoes, dog paws and bicycle tires!)

This vintage-inspired Goat's Head Survivor design celebrates the humor and frustration of desert living — a perfect shirt for gardeners, hikers, bike riders Southwest locals, pet owners, nature lovers, and anyone who has ever encountered one of these infamous thorns.

Featuring a realistic foot and goat's head burr illustration inside a distressed Southwestern badge, this design combines desert grit, outdoor humor, sarcastic thinking and vintage patch style.

Product Details:
Original artwork by Thomas Hill of New Mexico
Printed on a Gildan 5000 heavyweight T-shirt
Great gift for desert dwellers, gardeners, hikers, ranchers, New Mexicans and Southwest enthusiasts

All models and artwork are AI-generated.

Product features
- Durable medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — sturdy yet comfortable for year-round wear.
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed, elastic crew neck and shoulder twill tape to keep shape and prevent stretching.
- Oeko-Tex safety certification for responsibly made apparel.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 2 - 4 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

Frequently Asked Questions

Sizing details

Sizing charts are included in the mockups of all shirts.

Wholesale availability

Bulk orders are accepted and offer substantial discounts, depending on item, complexity and quantity. Reach out to Thomas Hill with details and new pricing will then be available.

Gift wrapping and packaging

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Care instructions

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