UFO Cow Abduction Tee: Where's the Beef?, Retro Sci-Fi Humor

Bring some out-of-this-world humor to your walls with this photorealistic UFO cow-abduction artwork! This hilarious scene features an astonished elderly lady pointing at a hovering silver UFO as cows are lifted into the night sky by glowing green beams — all under the caption “where’s the beef?”

Perfect for anyone who loves quirky art, aliens, retro humor, farmhouse jokes, sci-fi themes, or 80s-style throwbacks, this piece makes a standout gift for friends, family, or collectors who enjoy something a little absurd (in the best way).This soft, classic-fit tee turns a cheeky moment into wearable art. A vintage-style portrait of a surprised elder points upward toward a glow of UFO-style beams hauling cows aloft — with the irreverent caption “where’s the beef?” beneath. The ink sits vibrant against the clean cotton face, giving a playful, retro-humor vibe that’s equal parts conversation starter and comfort piece. It wears like a favorite — relaxed at the shoulders, smooth on the skin, and built to keep its shape after repeated washes. Slip it on for quick errands, low-key hangouts, or anytime you want to share a sly wink to anyone who gets the joke.

Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (180 g/m²) with smooth surface ideal for crisp DTG prints
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort and printed inner neck and sleeve details via DTF/DTG
- Classic relaxed crew fit that balances everyday comfort with a timeless look

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean