Bigfoot Bodyguard Tee | Sasquatch Patch Graphic Shirt Funny New Occupation in the Woods

Wear a little wilderness with a wink. This classic crew tee carries a vintage patch-style print of a lumbering, watchful Bigfoot with the bold text “BIGFOOT BODYGUARD.” The muted olive and gold palette feels rugged and retro, like a favorite park patch you’ve earned on long walks and moonlit stakeouts. Soft, smooth cotton and a relaxed cut let the shirt move with you — whether you’re stacking firewood, sneaking out for a midnight hike, or settling into a cabin movie night with friends. It’s casual, comfortable, and built to hold its shape through seasons of wear, while the low-key humor quietly signals you’re part of the outdoorsy, cryptid-loving crowd.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and keeps the back stable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with no seam for lasting shape and elasticity
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (180 g/m²) — smooth, durable, great for prints
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp artwork; tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean