FUBAR and the Distressed American Flag Tee | Patriotic Military Slang Distressed USA Flag Shirt

$20.45

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This classic crewneck tee carries a bold, distressed American-flag graphic with a gritty, burned-edge effect that reads like a weathered statement, FUBAR (the military slang for horribly chaotic and messed up). The print’s dark, charred tones and subtle glow suggest resilience and grit — the kind of look that pairs with a worn denim jacket, a backyard fire pit night, or a moto ride at dusk. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt settles into everyday life: it breaks in, not down. It’s for people who want an honest, lived-in aesthetic that speaks to endurance and quiet defiance without shouting.

Wear it to low-key gatherings, local shows, or weekend road trips. The muted white base keeps the artwork front-and-center, while the comfortable, classic fit lets you layer or wear solo as the mood demands. The result is a lived-in, rugged piece that moves with you — from alleyway murals to late-night tailgates — and looks better with time.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for seam stability and shape retention
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Durable, smooth print surface made from specially spun cotton fibers
- Classic crew neckline and relaxed fit for everyday comfort
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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