Attack of the Lactose Intolerant T-Shirt | Retro Cow Monster Poster WITH DOG MILK!! Funny, rude, cool and hip!

A relaxed, vintage-inspired tee that turns a quirky sense of humor into wearable art. The front features a retro movie-poster design—bold title lettering and dramatic imagery—so the shirt reads like a playful, tongue-in-cheek homage to classic monster films. Lightweight but sturdy, it drapes casually and moves with you whether you’re running errands, meeting friends for coffee, or lounging at home. The soft white base makes the warm, distressed print pop while keeping the overall look clean and easy to layer. This is for people who love nostalgic graphics, ironic humor, and clothing that sparks conversation without shouting for attention.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar with elastic recovery to keep neckline shape
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² cotton for year-round wear and printing clarity
- Tear-away label and certified quality (Oeko-Tex, EU warranty) for comfort and peace of mind

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean