Ever Eat a Pine Tree Retro Funny Graphic | Photorealistic Pine Needle Eating Man

Bring a classic throwback moment to life with this photorealistic vintage-style “Ever Eat a Pine Tree?” design, featuring a smiling outdoorsman holding a bowl and spoon full of bright green pine needles.
A soft, classic tee that pairs vintage humor with everyday wear. The front features a warm, retro-style portrait framed by a circular border and the cheeky caption “Ever eat a pine tree?” — a design that nods to outdoorsy nostalgia and offbeat campfire jokes. It feels like the shirt you grab for relaxed weekends: easy, familiar, and just a little mischievous. The neutral white fabric lets the muted green and earthy tones of the print stand out, while the breathable medium-weight cotton keeps you comfortable whether you’re layered for a hike or lounging at home. Subtle details like a ribbed collar, tear-away label, and stable shoulder tape make this tee feel thoughtfully made and built to last.

Product features
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) medium-weight cotton for year-round comfort and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp sleeve, neck, and front artwork
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for scratch-free, safe wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean