$20.45
A straightforward, bold tee that speaks with dry, honest humor. The chest print reads a simple statement in collegiate-style type: large block letters arched across the front with a smaller line of text beneath. It’s made to be worn like a quiet declaration — layered under a flannel, thrown on for errands, or kept for those days when you want a little ironic armor. The fabric feels substantial but breathable; the collar holds its shape and the shoulders stay neat through repeated wear. The look is unadorned and direct, letting the message lead while the shirt stays comfortable and dependable.
This shirt fits into everyday life: for someone who leans on deadpan humor and candid conversation, it becomes a casual conversation starter. Wear it to low-key meetups, late-night hangs, or while running chores. It pairs well with worn jeans, hoodies, or a beanie — pieces that match its plainspoken tone.
Materials and construction details are chosen for longevity and print clarity. The knit and shoulder reinforcement keep the tee feeling structured; printing uses techniques that keep the type crisp. If you want a simple, honest layer that reads loud without fuss, this tee fits that slot in your rotation.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (most colors) — durable, breathable, great for printing
- Tear-away label and reinforced printing for comfort and long-lasting design
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
3-5 business days
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