Don't Have a Cow T-Shirt | Vintage Cow Graphic Tee

$20.45

Shipping to United States: Free



A relaxed, vintage-inspired tee that speaks to folks who love rural humor and slow-living vibes. The soft black cotton background sets off the warm, slightly distressed cow illustration and hand-lettered slogan, giving this shirt a lived-in, roadside-sign charm. It sits comfortably on the body with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, becoming a go-to for mornings on the porch, quick trips to the feed store, or low-key gatherings with friends who appreciate country wit. The print techniques keep the artwork crisp while the sturdy cotton body wears well through seasons and washes.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reduced silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- DTG and DTF dual-printing for detailed, long-lasting artwork (sleeves & inner neck via DTF)
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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