I Speak Fluent Bullsh*t Tee | Retro Pop Art Woman, Sarcastic Saying

This vintage-inspired tee puts a wink and a roar into your everyday wardrobe. The bold, pop-art graphic — a surprised retro heroine with the speech bubble “Seriously?” above the headline “I speak fluent BULLSH*T (ask me anything!)” — reads like a badge of sarcastic confidence. Wear it to break the ice at shows, pub trivia, or late-night hangouts. The medium-weight cotton keeps the print crisp and the shape steady, while the relaxed crew neck and classic fit let it layer easily under jackets or stand alone as a statement. It’s for people who lean into blunt humor, love nostalgic comic styling, and want a comfortable shirt that speaks in their voice without shouting.

Story: Slip this tee on and feel like you’ve stepped into a noisy, neon bar where jokes land and stories get wild. The artwork channels mid-century comics — exaggerated expression, halftone texture, bold type — so every look sparks a laugh or a raised eyebrow. It matches evenings of banter, commute playlists, and weekend meetups where honesty is dry and the crowd is quick-witted. The shirt’s sturdy cotton and stable shoulder tape mean it holds up across washes and nights out, so the attitude stays loud and the fit stays true.

Language for the audience: For snark lovers, trivia slayers, and anyone fluent in dry commentary. The comic-panel design speaks the language of retro pop culture and bar-room banter. Bring it to game nights, casual shows, or house hangs to start conversations without having to explain the joke.

Occasions woven in: late-night trivia, stand-up open-mic nights, casual parties, weekend hangs, comic-con style pop-culture meetups.

product_features:
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (white/solid) with smooth printing surface
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and twill shoulder tape for durability and shape retention
- Ribbed, seam-free crew collar and classic relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Dual-printing methods (DTG + DTF for sleeves/neck) ensure crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made ethically in Nicaragua with long-lasting construction

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for clear, durable prints
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a clean look
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers stretchy comfort
- Tear-away label and dual printing (DTG + DTF) for comfort and sharp graphics

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean