When the forecast is bad—and the outlook is worse.
This “FORECAST: WE’RE SCREWED” graphic T-shirt combines deadpan dark humor with a dramatic storm-cloud prediction. Dimensional weathered lettering, a brooding thundercloud, and a flash of lightning give the design strong depth and impact while keeping the punchline immediately readable.
A good choice for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, cynical jokes, weather humor, doom-and-gloom comedy, or simply stating the obvious about how things are going.
Design features:
- “FORECAST: WE’RE SCREWED” statement graphic
- Dramatic storm cloud and lightning artwork
- Dimensional steel/concrete-inspired typography
- Dark humor with a clean contemporary presentation
- Great gift for sarcastic friends, pessimists, weather watchers, and dark-humor fans
Please refer to the listing photos and size chart when choosing your preferred shirt size and color.
Original concept and art direction by contemporary artist Thomas Hill of New Mexico. Artwork created using AI-assisted image generation from my original creative direction and curated for this design. All models shown in listing images are AI generated.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for seam stability and reduced stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar retains shape and adds elasticity
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) — durable and great for printing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 2 - 4 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges not accepted
But please contact me if you have problems with your order
Frequently Asked Questions
Sizing details
Sizing charts are included in the mockups of all shirts.
Wholesale availability
Bulk orders are accepted and offer substantial discounts, depending on item, complexity and quantity. Reach out to Thomas Hill with details and new pricing will then be available.
Gift wrapping and packaging
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Care instructions
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