If Sarcasm Burned Calories I'd Be Invisible Mug | Funny Sarcastic Quote Ceramic Mug

A bold ceramic mug that speaks in dry humor. Deep black panels frame crisp white text reading “If sarcasm burned calories I’d be invisible,” paired with a mysterious, suited figure wrapped like a classic noir character. The glossy white ceramic and vibrant print make the contrast pop — the joke reads clearly from across the room. It feels like the coffee companion for someone who greets mornings with sardonic wit and enjoys a little theatrical mystery. Use it on slow breakfasts, late-night desk sessions, or when you need a quiet, amusing reminder to not take things too seriously.

Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a bright, polished look
- Vibrant, high-resolution print with strong color contrast
- Microwave-safe for quick reheating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap