Desert Sage Opinions Provided Daily T-Shirt | Funny Retro Desert Cactus Southwestern Advice Guru Tee

Lightweight, breathable, and built for easy wear — this classic crew tee carries a quiet, witty statement: “DESERT SAGE — OPINIONS PROVIDED DAILY.” The hand-lettered, sage-green print has a slightly vintage, sun-bleached feel that pairs naturally with sandy trails, dusty sunsets, and slow coffee on the porch. Slip it on for a morning hike, a farmers’ market run, or a backyard fire; it layers cleanly under a flannel or stands out on its own. The fabric’s smooth hand and stable neckline keep the design crisp wash after wash, while the relaxed silhouette leaves room for movement and comfort. This shirt fits into a slow-adventure lifestyle — equal parts dry humor and easygoing confidence.

Product features
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing build
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with durable DTG/DTF-printed graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean