Chronic Procrastination T-Shirt | Funny Hourglass Emblem Tee

A relaxed, everyday tee that wears like a quiet inside joke. The front carries a small, vintage-style badge with an hourglass and the words “Office of Chronic Procrastination” — a little bit ironic, a little astringent, and completely relatable. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt hangs softly at the shoulders and keeps its shape after many washes. It sits well under a cardigan for late-night study sessions, pairs with worn jeans for casual meetups, and layers neatly beneath a jacket for classroom or co-working days. This tee speaks to people who lean into their slower rhythms, who laugh at their delays, and who collect moments rather than schedules. The muted badge artwork blends like a well-loved patch, adding personality without shouting. Wear it when you’re leaning into a slow afternoon, bringing humor to a packed schedule, or gifting a nudge of self-aware charm to a fellow time-bender.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (varies by color blends) — durable and comfortable year-round
- Tubular, seam-free sides for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with reinforced shoulder tape to hold shape over time
- Prints produced with DTF (sleeve/inner neck) and DTG for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certification for scratch-free, safety-assured wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean